Iceberg with Pecorino, Crushed Olives, and Pickled Chile
Iceberg lettuce, historically speaking, has a reputation for being boring, basic, and just generally uncool. But like Birkenstocks and Tevas, what was once so uncool is now the coolest. And just like Birkenstocks, I now own at least one pair of iceberg lettuce. What I’m trying to say is that I’m proud to declare that I don’t just tolerate iceberg, I love iceberg. I want it. I crave it. I shop specifically for it.
Presumably named either for the watery flavor, extremely crunchy texture, or both, iceberg’s name and lackluster visual appearance don’t do much to sell itself, and it’s sure not known for its nutritional value, but that’s not why we are here. Undeniably the crunchiest in the lettuce kingdom, iceberg’s neutral flavor supports being blanketed with too much cheese and scattered with salty, assertively flavored olives. If you play your cards right (and we are playing our cards very right), iceberg can be the most over-the-top, indulgent—dare I say coolest—vegetable out there (and, no,
that is not an iceberg pun, but it could be!).